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oh look, an olive!

Posted on 2005.05.27 at 17:33
dear god. a martini on an empty stomach. what the hell was I thinking?

my cat is begging for attention. twenty pounds of nudgy suck-mop trying to bury his head into my shoulder makes it nasty hard to type. if i were sitting in front of a typewriter right now this would be a study in snopaque. yay for the backspace key.

oh, and he's not fat, he's big-boned.

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Humor me
nephthys510 at 2005-05-27 22:42 (UTC) (Permanent link)
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Martinis - drinks with dinner floating in them.

duh
Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-05-28 00:51 (UTC) (Permanent link)
Yes, and I realized that as soon as I got to the olives.
"Oh Look!" I said, "Vegetables! They're healthful and everything!!"
So I had another. Yay for weekend without repercussions!
Humor me
nephthys510 at 2005-05-28 00:59 (UTC) (Permanent link)
Great minds think alike.
Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-05-28 01:27 (UTC) (Permanent link)
you know it!

my concern, however, is this: How many olives can I eat before hitting the floor? They're potent little buggers, y'know? ;-)

Humor me
nephthys510 at 2005-05-28 01:32 (UTC) (Permanent link)
I dont know

I am missing my false eyelashes and, really, that is taking recedence right now.


switch to some drink with fruit in it. less sodium.
Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-05-28 01:43 (UTC) (Permanent link)
ha! Yeah, right! It starts like that, all innocuous with the fruity bits and before I know it I've got fancy little umbrellas poking into my eye making the whole exercise a veritable nightmare. I'll stick to olives and onions, thank you just the same. ;)

D'you ever get the impression that a you and me convo at a bar could have a Dali-esque ambiance about it?

Careful, don't toss that caterpiller, it might belong to you.
(good luck finding your wayward body-part) ;-)
Humor me
nephthys510 at 2005-05-28 10:05 (UTC) (Permanent link)
I dream of the day.
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