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Posted on 2006.04.24 at 22:00Listening to: Waking Up Beside You - Stabbing Westward
Grandma said once that the thing that amazed her most about Grandpa was that he could do the dishes in long sleeves and never get a drop of water on his shirt. Evar.
Y'know, you have to watch what you say to kids because now, when I'm gingerly drowning in dishwater I think of Grandpa and consider his mad mad skill to be his Superpower.
Never mind that he help liberate Europe or anything substantial like that. Dry cuffs, to me, are his crowning achievement.
Grandma's Superpower is Cantankerousness. I love her anyway, but I love her more when she bothers to wear her dentures.
I haven't given much thought to what my Superpower might be, but I know what my Kryptonite is. Sadly, it's more than just one thing. Way more.
Y'know, you have to watch what you say to kids because now, when I'm gingerly drowning in dishwater I think of Grandpa and consider his mad mad skill to be his Superpower.
Never mind that he help liberate Europe or anything substantial like that. Dry cuffs, to me, are his crowning achievement.
Grandma's Superpower is Cantankerousness. I love her anyway, but I love her more when she bothers to wear her dentures.
I haven't given much thought to what my Superpower might be, but I know what my Kryptonite is. Sadly, it's more than just one thing. Way more.