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Posted on 2005.11.30 at 08:41
Listening to: Meanwhile, Rick James - Cake
Who the hell calls in the middle of the night?
All I remember last night - last night after beddy-time - is Lori getting up in the darkened room and rushing to answer the phone.
Me, I could barely hear the thing. I wear earplugs to bed because one of us honks and snorts in our sleep. It might even be me, I don't remember anymore. So yeah, I close my eyes again, ready to rejoin the rannks of the slumbering when a dark angry shape hovered over me, piss-offedly thrusting the phone at my head.
It's for you she hissed, tell them what fucking time it is.
Wuhhhh... I countered - clearly not at the top of my game.
I reached for the handset, put it to my ear and muttered hello?
No answer.
Hello! Who is this!? I asked, annoyed.
Rick James answered the faraway voice, sophomoronically disguised.
Never heard of him I countered as I hit the end-call button and handed the phone back to Lori.

Rick James.... didn't he do Super-Freak? Am I now a Super-Freak magnet?


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Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-11-30 18:07 (UTC) (Permanent link)
If someone phones me in the middle of my beauty-sleep it had better be to tell me that s/he's just died from something. Or something.
servermonkey at 2005-11-30 16:21 (UTC) (Permanent link)
Whoa. He called you from beyond?
Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-11-30 18:08 (UTC) (Permanent link)
yeah.. but you'd think he'd know what time it was on earth, wouldn't you?
servermonkey at 2005-12-01 04:55 (UTC) (Permanent link)
I'm sure timezones are a funny thing in the afterlife.
I require vodka, sir.
watchword at 2005-11-30 17:13 (UTC) (Permanent link)
I wouldn't even be mad.. it's such a good story.
Simply Stan
paperpath at 2005-11-30 18:14 (UTC) (Permanent link)
Meh, I was miffed that he woke us up, but I was looking forward to blogging it in the morning. :)

I'm sorry about Merganser. :(
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